Monday, September 17, 2007

Things I learned while travelling:

1. According to Anna's Mom, "All mens are gross".
2. According to Anna's Dad, "When it comes to men you've gotta have a cold, cold mind".
3. Anna hates it when Korean's pluralize everything, like "Cereals".
4. Anna has a trick finger that can detect when she's drunk.
5. Guinness in a can is a lot stronger than Guinness on tap.
6. Irish people are lushes because the only thing open after 5 pm are pubs.
7. Brazillian men think you're their girlfriend if you try to teach them English.
8. London is depressing and the food sucks.
9. Virgin Airlines has the worst food on the planet.
10. Men from Venezuela are beautiful.
11. You have to be crazy and out of your mind to ride a bike in Amsterdam.
12. Lock up your bike before you leave because when you get home you're bike will be stolen.
13. Don't over pack.
14. You can wear your pants everday for a week before you can't wear them anymore.
15. The British Pound sucks.
16. When you go on vacation your sadness and problems follow you where ever you go.
17. Tram 5 is free in Amsterdam, the only people who pay are tourists.
18. You don't have to tell a French guy twice before he tries to climb into bed with you.
19. Don't lose your soap.
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